Hello to everyone! My name is Angela Anaconda and I’ve written a book about me, on account of my best friend Gina Lash saying that I should write about all the exciting things that hapto me. In this book is everything you need to know about almost everybody I know, like my friend Johnny Abatti (who is pretty okay, for a boy); my dog, King; Mrs. Brinks, my fourth-grade teacher who wears a wig; my family; and Nanette not-French Manoir, the prissy princess of Tapwater Springs, where we live.

So turn the book over, and let’s begin!